Cody's First Spreadsheet.

So today while I was out celebrating my dress fitting, I decided to run some errands. One of those was to Best Buy to get Cody some new RAM for his desktop. I got the RAM and when Cody arrived home he put said RAM into his "Linux Box," as he likes to call it (he has Linux, instead of Microsoft on his computer). He was experimenting with all the things he can do now that he has more RAM, like use this great Linux spreadsheet program. So he made a spreadsheet. Of all the things one could think of to make a spreadsheet of he made one with two columns, one with "Heathens" as the title and the second "Years to Death." As you might guess, he was talking about the cats and his predictions as to how long they would live. For instance, Bumpis, the fat cat, or "Heathen," was only predicted to have 4 more "Years to Death" - he figured she would die soonest because she's fat and she'll likely have a heart attack or something. On the other hand Mr. Pickles, the skittish cat, or "Heathen" was predicted to live 13 more years because he just thinks Pickles will live forever. I can't remember how long he predicted Wiggles would live. Call it cruel. Call it creative. Call it funny. That's Cody for you.